ASS-ASS-A'-NATION!

or.... makin' a royal ASS of a nation in three easy lessons...

AMERICA is now the (sorry) ASS of NATIONS!

HEE-HAW!

“We” cannot keep a past POT-us safe from POT SHOTS taken at him like he was a sittin’ duck at a county fair! (Literally a sittin’ Donald Duck ferchrissakes!)

DONALD, DUCK !!!!!!!!

Seriously Donald, DUCK!!!!

We are BEYOND the laffin’ stock of ALL nay-shuns.
YES they are havin’ a GIANT guffaw at our expense.
It was bad already….

NOW? WORSE!

JOKE:
In what kinda country would a sittin’ (sittin’ is right!) “President” put out a HIT on his election competition—an’ ANNOUNCE IT?

PUNCHLINE:
By “JOE!” that’d be “The US of Eh?????”

Joe, sadly, was not the first who came up with the “concept”

Indeedy, our current idiot POT-ASS actually put outta call ta “put Trump in the bullseye.”
(This may be the ONLY dang promise “Diaper Joe” has kept!)

A call for a hit—unbelievabaBULLseye…

The “funny papers” are havin’ a blast with this “bullseye” line of course—it’s like we got somethin’ ‘tween a mob boss like Don Vito Corleone🎯 and an’ a squarshed roadkill possum (cuz if he ain’t playin’ dead he actually IS!) runnin’ the nay-shun inta the ground while every other country—no matter how lousy a state they’re in too—is havin’ a good guffaw at our expense. We. Are. A. Joke.

🎯 who actually mumbles worse than Marlon Brando with cotton balls in his cheeks!

An’ talk’bout puttin’ more coal on the fire this “chuckle”head keeps ‘em comin’:

The AI ENTITY KNOWN AS “BIDEN” SPLITS HAIRS! Do ya effin’ believe this non-walk-back on the call fer blood? C’mon Joe—it’s the same dang thang…

BUT… that said, I do think the abysmal state of the nay-shun-in-FREE FALL has even the Banana Republics & Third World Nations we once mocked—includin’ those The Donald called “sh*tholes” (his regrettable cherce of woids when speakin’ ‘bout immigrants) SPLITTIN’ THEIR SIDES, LAFFIN’ their own ASSES OFF at the giant see-to-shinin’- MESS the once-proud USA is in now.

This country ain’t JUST in hot warter, it ain’t even JUST a boilin’ frog pot makin’ us citizens hop as we burn—it’s a veritable CANNIBAL STEW as:
WE ARE CONSUMIN’ OURSELVES!

I daresay we are COOKED!

We cannot keep our current POT-US (POT-ASS) vertical — not even Jill (up “The Hill” with a mustard plaster ready!) OR “All the Kings Men” can put the entity known as “Biden” together again. The man takes more pratfalls than Buster Keaton but NOT as a stunt!

He, and WE by ASS-Oh-CIA-shun git laffs—all over the WHIRLED, jaws dropped at the “state” of the be-diapered man we call our “PRECEDENT” (an’ his crack ho son too)

Not sure if we can get ANY LOWER.

The “Dems” may be the Donkeys—but we all look like ASSES now. (Even the Elephants in the room—are lookin’ old, obese, an’ unable ta budge the needle back to “life” again either.)

So this mebbe is THE lowest point we’ve yet seen…our nation a’shambles…

If “team” DJT includin’ private security with extree support from the secret service cannot protect this one man—who IS safe? When others like the Kennedy bros. were murdered the nation was STILL in far better shape—we weren’t down for the count like now… And if Trump is now an easy mark, what about the rest of us? How EASY it would be for the MyGrunts or the CCP or the Minions of Soros (Tsuris) to finish the job now? I DO WORRY…

Anywhoo—I wasn’t gonna focus on THE MAIN EVENT (the AssAssA-Nation) as so many have opined incisively—but I’ll throw in my 2 cents cuz I know yer ‘spectin’ it anyways…

MY HOT CAKES on the SHORT STACK
(a quik hot-take on this event…):

🇦 Watchin’ the footage an’ listenin’ to quite a few angles on this—I think there were at least four shooters but at least one was a fakeroo (distraction / “Fiddler Sniper On the Roof” an’ no notta “joo”; DJT wuz shot from bee-hind not in front so the roof fella was a plant) an’ at least one was an MKUltra PATSY (who couldn’t shoot fer shart) — the other two I think the real deal /actual marksmen

🇧 I think there was real ammo (folks that know ‘bout rifles, guns, an’ real vs mock have opined) an’ DJT was truly shot in the ear (notta blood squib this time…) AND it was an actual near miss (I don’t think sum’buddy told him ta turn his head…that was not in the plans…). There’s some speculation the ammo and gun were 3-D printed but it matters not. There is evidence The Donald also took one hit ta “the chest.”

HOWEVER—I will share Dr. Rima’s compellin’ angle here *:

Click onnit ta go there!

*NOW… 3 things I did see differently… First, he grabbed his ear literally a second AFTER he felt the hit—an’ in that time it’s likely blood didn’t flow instantly—I’ve had some nasty cuts where it took, I dunno, half a minute or more ‘fore the blood started to come in—and next, he was leanin’ down so the angle of the flow at first could’a been like what we sawr on this face, and last but not least—I didn’t see him cup his ear—I sawr him touch it RIGHT after the felt-hit, an’ then that hand came off—bounced off. SO… Dr. Rima’s version is possible in theory—an’ in which case sure, the bloodless hand is “a give-away” but in my version (thus far from what I’m seein’)—he grabbed it ‘fore the blood started an’ was bein’ handled after that … no chance to “touch” an’ when yer hurt bad like that ya might NOT touch (been there). But I wanna give the lady her due! I ask “cui bono?” an’ cannot figger out a good story for this to have been staged “by” Team Trump… more pity votes? Nah… But I’m willin’ ta admit I could be wrong… I just see “the other side” gettin’ a lotta mileage if Teflon Don is dead—way more than this side. So it’s ALREADY a conspiracy theory come true if the DemoCraps take out the RepubliCon Candidate… I find it more twisted if it isn’t staged—my gawd, MURDERIN’ yer COMPETITION on Live TeeVee (or tryin’)—talk about chutzpah! So again, I’m not callin’ “bullshart” ta this part yet even tho’ there’s a lotta deep doodoo stinkin’ up this entire “event.”

Re the Cui Bono an’ why ELSE I don’t think that the actual shot was faked: Alex Soros (son of George “Tsuris”) posted HERE some “symbology” that the 47th (spelled out in money—that’d be DJT), if (s)elected, would be HIT (image of bullet thru windshield)… i.e. taken out with a bullet. Predictin’ murder is typically the domain of ta both gypsy fortune tellers AND plottin’ killers. Lotsa swamp creatures would benny-fit from the death of The Donald. Alex SoreAss himself just married Killary’s girlfriend exHume-a… they’re all in bed together (literally!) An’ too, WHY have four shooters if there ain’t no actual bullets? cuz if NONE of it is real, more than one “actor” would’a been, dare I say, ”overkill?!” just statin’ a few more reasons I see an actual ordered “hit” an’ while much was fake—the real bullet meant for DJT an’ tho’ scripted, was genuinely deadly (just like in Hollyweird! Funny that other Alex (da Bald-Win) got off Scott(us) Free(us) this same week…

🇨 This was a TOTALLY PLANNED HIT / quite the HOLLYWEIRD SCRIPT. I’m 100% sure this keystone coppers caper was planned by the SPOOKS RUN WILD! mebbe with the help of some actual screenwriters!

OF COURSE Trumps “Suck-your-itty” detail screwed up {I read the gal in charge of his protection was a wet-behind-the-earz “Sociology Major”—oy}, of COURSE the SeekWrit-Serve-Vice was also useless (I heard-say DEI idiots picked out fer their intersectional diversity AND fer their severely lackin’ qually-fuk-cayshuns) an’ also, the on-site police were told ta stand down and literally IGNORED multiple reports of “hey officer there’s a man on that roof with a rifle..”) . That lil’ blonde gal FEET shorter than Da Donald was absurd—she wouldn’t git a job as bouncer in Munchkinland!—they cast Sally Struthers in a role that should’a gone ta Mister T. OMG.

So like I said, SPOOKS RUN WILD!

hey ya mugs, there’s a REAL skull here! a real Vampire too!

Mebbe this wuz a “drill?” is that whut they told the day players?
YES there were DAY PLAYERS there! (And the whole production team…)

Jon Rappoport had the best lowdown on just how crappy team spook actually wuz in protectin’ the former “Precedent.” Did these pinheads an’ pea-brains in trainin’ git paid a bundle ta help down a Presidential Candidate? Was it fer the Biden Bucks? Surely they must’a known the game was to NOT protect him? Was it simply such bountiful TDS they turned it inta bounty huntin? I do not know but

🇩 There are no less than THREE names (includin’ “Crooks” — c’mon now folks!) bein’ bandied about as “the one that dunnit” but I’m SOITEN none’ve ‘em is the actual sharpshooter—who walked off quietly an’ is alive an’ well an’ well-paid for his efforts. “Crooks” was in a BlackRock commercial—”zey” are laffin’ at that one!

🇪 The “black hat” laydee (how sym-bollock) behind Orange Man is part of the production team—she wuz tasked with filmin’ the entire event an’ Tore Maras noticed this fine female Joe Cool-type (Go Brandon!) flashed a Masonic hand signal ‘fore duckin’ herself.

🇫 is for FAKE. Not all of it. Not the bullet itself, likely not the injuries (a death too) among the innocent bystanders, but just like Vegas, Skool Shootin’s, Boston Marathon, yadayada—they do “sacrifice” some gen-u-ine innocents—mixed in with the fakers. BUT the entire story is a fiction—natch’urly there is no lone gunman. Natch’urly there was nobody protectin’ The Donald—all places!, roll camera, action. NOBODY. (A few went thru the motions when they realized he wasn’t dead but they didn’t even body block ‘im when he stood up, fist bumped, an’ told the audience to “Fight”).

Oh yeah, an’ re the fakery directly above, there IS also a Masonic thing goin’ on—not just the hand signal of Black Hat… Some’buddy is likely already lookin’ at more hand gestures, mebbe doin’ the gematria (number-ology) onnit. All good.

Listen to the QUACKS! They’ll figger out a thing or 2 about makin’ the blow-up (sittin’) ducks pop…

So that’s about my take on it—not written in stone, happy ta tweak these onions a bit if more comes out either way—but here’s where I am now, as a gal who tends ta notice the psyops AND likes ta point out the psy-CLOPS too! (I have no idear WHY but this is a thing—folks depictin’ Trump with just one eye—odd, eh? Masonic? just strange / mean? )

So like I said, this “event” is is an AssAss a’ Nation in every way—it’s the “DemoCraps” an’ the swamp tellin’ US this:

Their GOAL is ta make us ALL—entire country—seem like ASSES so it’ll go down with finger pointin’, gaffaws, an’ you’ll just need a shovel ta clean up the dung. (The “They” doesn’t think any more of the USofA than that!) Sadly this tactic is workin’… but like I said, this message is for all of us—whole nation, right, left, center, & do-si-do!.

Like ‘im or not, Trump said most aptly ass-toot-ly!, it’s NOT about ME it’s about YOU — i.e. not about HIM at all, it’s about US.

This event, staged for our TRAUMA, directed to orchestrate our FEAR, is a loud SCREED against the American People by “our” leaders. And… (pardon for the pun) — it’s so loud it’s… “ear splittin’.“

May we Americans git stitched up an’ “mended” which is what I wish for The Donald who—if nothing else—DOES (imho) love the American People—all colors, races, religions, sizes, rich, poor, North, South… and so on. I’m gonna say it:

God Bless Donald Trump (imperfect as he is), an’ GOD BLESS AMERICA!

all on you Jimi!

Let. Freedom. Ring. (once more!),
Daisy

NOW ya kin buy me a cuppa java if ya like, alwayz grateful fer y’all!
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Bonus Beats…

This, more timely than ever…

… this too! (an ironic but timely take—courtesy of Mark Twain!)

The 25th is where the VP has to take over… “please please pay attention…” it could happen to US!

And of course Bob… brilliance from dear Bob…WHO KNEW. (not “who knew?”)

While the world sees us on our proverbial asses—here’s my kinda donkey who makes the designation beautiful again! (I love Hazel! watch fer the “nuzzle”…awww!)

To our “gubbamint”—puhleese…

And finally—truer words were never spoken (or brayed)!

’til soon again! (an’ healing wishes for BOTH “The Donald” an’ our Nation (nay shun!)