At a LOS...
Concerts for kids in NYC: Little Orchestra Society (aka LOS) REQUIRES "JABS FOR ALL".... even NOW!!!!
I have NO WORDS (well, 'a course I have some good’uns...) fer such stoopidity!
Have’a look at their CURRENT policy:
As mah grammy would've said, this is a "shonda"-- a real SHAME, a DISGRACE!
On their website they are sayin' they foller CDC regulations. REALLY? Buuuut.... CDC ain't sayin' concert halls--let alone those with programs 'specially fer children--MUST require vaxxines aka/ killer clot shots. No sirree... This is almost November of 2022. Clearly these "mindful" an’ “inclusive” fu_ks folks didn't git the message to treat unvaxxinated and vaxxinated folks the same.
This galls me 'specially as I gotta hist'ry with this particular program. For YEARS (over 10...) my own dear daughters enjoyed these concerts, ‘specially the “Lolli-pops Series”--SO much that fer half a decade I organized "homeskool" field trips to see these (once-) wunnerful' shows.
So agin', may I remind ya'll-- NO parents can bring their kiddos into the thee-ater without RECENT proof of UP-To-DATE jabs (I assume that's yer roosters too given the 14-day prooferoo required!) BANG BANG!. Now that ya kin kill jab littles jus’ for the privilege of attendin’, ain't they SO nice to offer the option to TEST the under 5's instead? Shove that hot poker patent-bearin’ brandin’ iron sucker up their lil' masked noses (MASKS wreck-a-mended too)-- brain bleed? bulls-eye on the pineal gland? graphene drain arrivin' at Deposit Station (tooot tooooot)... Humiliation, pain, headache--anythin' I'm missin'? What a “boon” fer the under 5’s, gee…
All this to see a 45 minute concert!
Child sacrifice on the “good ship lolli-pop(s)!”…. all jabbed on deck!
As I said, atta' LOS for this ongoin' stoopidity.. New Yawk was once a SMART city (as in full'a intelligent folks)--now they're just a "Smart City™ " (WEFfer-style) full'a FOOLS. And that's not just the LOS folks makin(up) the rules; it's the fool parents that get shot-up first (no questions asked) and THEN get their kids shot-up TOO (no questions asked), and then they point their trigger fingers at “us” (we, the not so foolish) unjabbed outcasts and demand WE get shot...AND shot up if they had their druthers! BANG BANG! (click on the pix)
….to quote a tee-riffic song ‘bout a cycle of “bang bang’in” an’ what it gits ya!
Here’s one more good’un, jus’ to be complete!
Ain’t we got’enuf fool carnage and durned crazy “shootin’ up” yet?
Still at’a LOSS at LOS…
Daisy
ps it’s ironic that one’a the famous LOS characters, the percussion one, a tap dancin’ lion, was named BANG !— but that wuz back in the day where they warn’t “shootin’ up” folks right n’ left…
Tee-riffic! They SHOULD git calls! Thank ya! And do please report back in the comments here if you git a response--I'm just curious what sorta justification they can offer... damned fools n' dangerous'uns too!
Ms. Moses (not being overly formal, just like that little lyric bit from The Weight),
Sorry to learn that the heartless NYC death cult (a-a-and they don't even have the heart to do it the old-fashioned Aztec way...prolly worried about getting cancelled for improper cultural appropriation) won't let you or the kids in unless they have one of those Logan's Run palm flowers (the new kind, where maybe you *won't* make it to your 21st birthday).
Not too unlike that Johnathan Swift fellow, who had some bang-up ideas about how to use kids back when there was a serious food shortage, I have a few modest proposals...not sure if every one of them is exactly legal, but compared to his idea of chowin' down on chilluns, they seem pretty mild to me:
1) They have a website & a publicly available email for ticket sales...y'all have some smart, home-schooled or un-schooled middle-school-aged youngsters who are being dismissively told to play Fauci Roulette or else they can't have a certain curated cultural experience. Many of them are cyber-savvy. Some of them may feel positively philanthropic toward these LOSers and might undertake a voluntary program involving taking the LOS website down for beneficial 'maintenance'. In addition, some others (you know, there's always some of them, no matter how hard & sweetly you try to raise 'em proper) may just be tired of being bullied by scared old people and feel the urge to lash out at the bullies. Directing your (and their) attention to that email address for ticket sales. Cyber-simple as it might be, giving that email account a flood, so epic it would make them consider adding a music routine featuring one of their star performers as Noah, might be a handy way for your youngsters to do some of that 'negotiating meaning' sense-making stuff that the public school teachers (well, their middle and upper management taskmasters) are so big on these days. (I was a credentialed Sp. Ed. teacher out on the west coast some years back, so maybe the stakes have been raised up to CRT and Baskin-Robbins gender theory, but I'm sure they're still into negotiating meaning and sense-making).
2) It's probably going to be chilly or worse outdoors, but good old-fashioned in-person protest outside the venue might be effective. Maybe kids would have to get a Junior Parade Permit to be able to lawfully walk on the sidewalk dressed up like Scrooges & Tiny Tims (not meaning to do any height shaming here...you could always have the taller, heftier ones be the Tiny Tims & Little Nells, you know, like for irony). In-person protest is mostly a thing of the past, compared to back in the olden days, so maybe the best you could hope for would be to open the minds of a few Grandpas & Grandmas...but as Professor Irwin Corey useta say, "However"...if you got the right oldies to thinking clearly, the ones that are quite well off and do things like donate big bucks to make sure their favorite grandkids got prominent parts (you know, like corruption, but all benevolent-like...the way philanthropaths do it), you never know how sometimes a seemingly (in the greater scheme of things) insignificant thing, like a little bomb thrown at a carriage scared some horses enough to start a world-wide war, might just have some unintended consequences of the best kind. (Good, better, best consequences...let your older kids riff on that and see if they can come up with a Spielberg routine.)
3) I'll have to run this one by my Samoan attorney first, but the basic idea goes like this. You know how the WEFers and gambling-oriented elite folks want to create stocks based on certain segments of the population and do some sort of market trading (like stock market gambling, but with people as the underlying commodities)? Well, I say we could set up an internet-based stock market with the LOSers as the underlying commodities and we let folks outside the venue gamble on how many of the attendees will "Collapse Suddenly" or even "Die Suddenly" during each performance. Although regular folks could win or lose based on the lamentable outcomes, it would probably have to be non-profit for the organizing entity...like otherwise, if you set up the market and took a small percentage as a "commission", well, there might be some legal exposure (plus if you didn't offer to cut some mobsters in on the deal, thus getting a certain level of protection,all the mobsters in the area might get testy). Like I said, we'll know more when Eusebio Macadangdang, Esq. gets back from his Continuing Professional Education course in Comparative Amazon River Indigenous Entheogenic Shamanism down somewhere in the (you guessed it already dincha?) Amazon. Don't worry a bit about that acronymming into CARIES, he flosses and brushes regularly and anyway, tooth decay isn't contagious.
If anything spookier than the above pops into my head while I'm vaxx-carding the local youngsters here to make sure they, you know, actually deserve some can damndy, I'll be back with the ideas.
P.S. Loved the music clips, especially Cher & Glen. My late wife was a year ahead of Nancy Sinatra at Hollywood High School, but didn't have any interesting stories about her. But that Jack Parsons guy over at JPL was a sort of adopted uncle wrt her folks and she had some funny info about him.