Braggin' about that Mary Kay delivery !
Who'd a' thunk that "death threats" could powder yer nose too?
Time fer that special delivery, them “alphabets” gotta LOT ta Bragg about!
Golly, they’re bringin’ back The ANTHRAX DANCE! Must be nostalgia week fer psyops like the one where fear comes in in cwazy wittle envewopes—RUN RUN RUN Rudolph…or Rudy as it were…! (it gives new meanin’ ta the poison pen letter, eh?).
With truly no offense to the honest “powder-pusher” Mary Kay, the gen-u-ine entrepreneur an’ old-school door-to-door cosmetics company with the groovy-yummy pink packagin’ (an’ Pink Caddy-lacs fer the top sellers!) — this short postin’ is kind of an unexpected sequel to the latest “C’mon folks whadda they take us fer?” set of ABSURD, RE-DICK-U-LOST, INANE “NEWS” items (more like Weekly World News) they keep tryin’ ta feed the pub-lick like so much GMO Corn-feed.
It’s crap! Don’t eat it! (or as George Carlin would say… “don’t smoke it, snort it, sniff it, or rub it on yer belly!”…)
Takin’ a POWDER…
(aka the plan to dump Trump an’ make that man LEAVE… fast)
OK so y’all know that George-”Tsuris”-Appointed New Yawk DA Alvin Bragg is goin’ after The Donald cuz “git that Orange Man Bad” / TDS yaddayadda. Folks, this is not to blow bee-u-tee-ful sweet rainbow soap bubbles scented with Love’s Baby Soft* on the dude with the comb-over OR on team MAGA but ta say the whole scenario is a FARCE (an’ it’d be just that alone IF only ALL this phoney baloney invest-i-ga-shun wasn’t bein’ done on taxpayer dollars—BEAUCOUP BUCKS my friends… we are payin’ fer this fiasco.
So…the white powder… Far as I know the only iffy white powder goin’ round is:
what Vlad-the-Inhaler Zoo-lensky is snortin’ up his nose, doin’ his “line dance” in high heels… (I think he an’ “fellow” show-girl Sam “Sister Ray Dee O'Active” Brinton need ta partner up! With “lieders” like these on stage who needs ta buy tickets?) …. OR
J&J talc—they are STILL tryin’ to weasel outta all them cancers they caused from lacin’ baby power with ASBESTOS! (an folks trusted that J&J jab…really?)
So besides good ol’ fashioned cornstarch, the other form of legit white powder is what ya powder yer nose with…(nope, NOT like Vladdy “do”); it is just MAKEUP…
It’s PUT ON…. (like the put-on at the ManyHat’in DA’s office…). The stuff comes often in compact form for quick touch-ups so cue Mary Kay, a CLASSY lady.
In contrast, these faux death threat alarms are downright TACKY.
Lackin’ such class are all the idiots involved in this costly… “Trumped-up” lawsuit who should be hidin’ in corners with their devil-tails ‘tween their legs, NOT blastin’ such spray dung all over the news rags (MSM). What about that ENVY-LOPE?
Now the FBI has got its OWN fingerprints (har har) all over this funky “OP” but I think it’s a team operation—Alphabet Soup anyone? As I said:
“C’mon folks whadda they take us fer?”
Deets below (ya’ll like readin’ funny stuff no?)—gatherin’ no MOSS, Rollin’ Stone was OUT FER THE SHOW… And of COURSE look’it the headline b/c most Be-Stoned Fools ONLY read the headlines—sez it all, no? (They have ta “scroll n’ swipe” down ta see that it was just harmless white powder…SHUCKS).
ALVIN… Alvin… ALVIN!!!! (Ok!?)
Did they REALLY think folks would buy it that some “dangerous white supremicist Trump supporters” would send a note like this one, written by a second grader?! I think so! But all ‘cept the fools (my former cess-pool’ a self-righteous DemoCraps, I’m sorry ta say…) will believe this stuff n’ nonsense. The rest’ve us are laughin’ their proverbial hineys off (apart, again’, from seein’ our tax dollars git flushed down inta the “skeptic system”)—CARTOON CAPERS, here we go!
How will it end? When will it end? NO IDEA’R. Given this week of the Shaggy RaccoonDawg “Tail”—they’re gonna wag it ‘till they drop…
Meanwhile… while Stormy (Daniels) steams up the joint, take a gander at a’ nuther “Tempest Storm!”…an if ya think this is a s-t-r-e-t-c-h think again—cuz this purdy lady had a fling with President Kennedy (right ‘fore he got 'elected) ! (REALLY!)
STORMY WEATHER…
Goin’ a little off my topic-horsie here but while we’re on the topic of all things “stormy,” I have to git hoppin’ mad about these “man made” storms in the South. Yup, it’s in all the RED STATES, as I said, engineered, not by axe-i-dent, jus’ like the in ATOMIC O-Hi-OH. (Burnin’ food fact’ries, cullin’ animals, floods n’ fires, u “maim it”!)
It’s an outrage, all these folks losin’ their homes and their lives… So yes, RaccoonDawgs, fake DeathThreat Poison “skeeres” (kangaroo court joke trials…), an’ now (same week…) Epic Storms in the South… git ready fer some:
*FOOT n’ HOOF NOTE:
Loves Baby Soft… was a BIZARRE an’ regrettable product from the last “scent-churry” (ha!) that smelled like baby oil. Teen girls were supposed ta use it to attract “menz” an’ the borderline soft-porn ads were wince-worthy even back in the day; plus the bottle that looked like a danged red willie or some sort’a compact vibrator-gadget thang. But the idea was to make young hotties innocent, make’em all “baby-fied” — some romantic idear, huh?
As my mama said….
Stay SALTY, carry an umber-ella, an’ WATCH OUT FER STORMS of ALL KINDS!
Love yuz-
Daisy
Now ya kin buy me a cuppa java if ya like, alwayz grateful fer y’all!
https://ko-fi.com/daisymoses
I will add more later but thank you in advance for "Vlad-the-Inhaler." Spot on brilliant. We need to define these degenerates simply and accurately.
Just the mention of Love's Baby Soft in this wild essay made me nauseous; the smell of that stuff was gag-worthy. Never considered until now how massively icky-pedophilic it was, too. No wonder I had such an instinctive aversion to it!!