♥️ Funny Valentines♥️ fer all my FUNNY VALENTINES!

💓 this message goes out ta y'all a leeetle late BUT with a lotta HEART!💗

💗fer my 🍫 omnivorous & 🫀 carnivorous readers alike!, with all the 😡 “ANGRY” & UGLY 🧌 goin’
round, we could ALL use a little L.O.V.E.💗 (enjoy!)

a Qwik ANNOUNCE-MINT🌿:

many weeks in the makin’!

a “daisy doozie” of a card ;-)

VALENTINES DAY QUOTES from
EIGHT FUNNY 🥸 JEWS & ONE IRONIC-ICONIC 🎭 DIVA

Da 🥸 “Chews”✡️ :

💍You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.♥️
—Henny Youngman

🍫 Love is better than chocolate, but sometimes chocolate is easier to find.♥️
—Judy Kain (actin’ coach)

⛳ Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner. You can keep the golf clubs and the fresh air.♥️
—Jack Benny

🫀At my age an “affair of the heart” is a bypass!♥️
—Joan Rivers

🩻Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on x-rays but you know it’s there.♥️
—George Burns

💯 When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was Always.♥️ —Rita Rudner

🍷 I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar” 🍾♥️
—Rodney Dangerfield

Jack Davis for Mad Magazine (collectible card series)

💋 Love thy neighbor—and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.♥️
—Mae West

or Mae might’ve said…

Da 🎭 DIVA! :

❤️‍🔥 Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house💒, you can never tell.♥️
— Joan Crawford

An’ now fer an ecclectic set of LOVE SONGS fer yer ears👂🏼 
(but yer ♥️ heart might like ‘em too!)

Startin’ with sum’ “mellow tones” from Chet Baker

Song by Richard Rodgers ✡️ & Lorenz Hart ✡️

Elvis! …no Valentines Day is complete without The King (from Blue Hawaii)

Song by Peretti, Creatore, & Weiss ✡️

A lesser known “slow dancer” but it’s purdy sweet!, a novelty song fer Herb

Song by Herb Alpert ✡️ who early-on attempted a singin’ “teen idol” career ‘fore formin’ his famous Tijuana Brass! "Dore” was one’a his shown names as was “Tito!”

Herman’s Hermits got right ta the ticker ;-)

Scopitone Queen Françoise Hardy, the hip voice of young love Paris

Produced by Jacques Wolfsohn ✡️ who promoted / produced some of the most famous singers in the Paris music scene; he discovered Johnny Hallyday, Françoise Hardy &t Jacques Dutronc

Serge✡️ & Jane’s bedroom-whisperin’ a most brilliant song ‘bout not-about-love-about💗

An’ Pet Clark is just sooooo dang groovy evenin’ singin’ sappy lyrics (yeah, she rocks!)

Wanda goes down, down, down inta the Funnel of Love (with a “little egypt” beat!)

Peter & Gordon won’t stay in a world without LOVE (an’ I don’t blame ‘em!)

Freddie Mercury hot-waxes romantic with that VOICE!

Lou ✡️… the only Lou 💗

Lenny✡️ has so many…so many bee-u-tee-ful ones… but this is possibly one of the loveliest of love songs… so I picked from the canon, not from the B-sides..

An’ Bob✡️ (yeah while everyone’s hatin’ on the jews-OY-I had ta add a Bob…💗)—by the way, this is ironic…but sum’time… so is love

The Buzzcocks truth it out in this rocker

Robert Gorl of DAF: Mit Dir (“with you”)… an ol’ fave of Daisy’s

Gotta give sum’ love fer yer MAMA too! (Dino with Red Sauce!🍝, “Jer”✡️ joins in!)

Written by Harry Warren ✡️ (music) and Jack Brooks ✡️ (lyrics)

Jo Stafford, “No Other Love” is an adapted classic by Chopin!

However an’uther song entitled “No Other Love” by Rogers ✡️ & Hammerstein was also a huge hit in the R&H moosical Me and Juliet!

an’other classic covered: quite the novel duet, Der Bingle an’Grace Kelly who had pipes!

a Cole Porter song produced & conducted /orchestrated by Johnny Green ✡️

L.O.V.E. from Nat King Cole, spellin’ it out fer ya!

Songwriters: Milt Gabler ✡️ & Bert Kaempfert

An’ a TIMELY message from The BEATLES… really…now (an’ All Together Now too!♥️)

So there ya have it, one more ♥️ VALENTINES DAY♥️ passed… let’s hope the next one’ll have us all livin’ in LESS UNCERTAIN TIMES.  

I hope y’all readin’ this have somebuddy ya love ‘er hug or at very least a dog 🐕 because a good dawg is just'bout human ;-) or both!  An’ I hope ya liked the music, the whirled has SO MANY great love songs, all kinds… let’s not fergit ‘em, keep ‘em in rotation.  

An’ now that I’ve shared with ya some holiday 🌽 CORN 🌽 an’ hope ye were grinnin’ from EAR to EAR (tee hee):

Er perhaps ya just enjoyed the POP Culcha’ I dug up fer y’all….

I’m a signin’ off fer now with a lotta LUV (cuz it’s What the Whirled Needs Now!)
from yer Countrified-Citi-Fried Cornball Chewish✡️ Crackpot
-Daisy

NOW ya kin buy me a cuppa java if ya like, alwayz grateful fer y’all!
https://ko-fi.com/daisymoses

Burt Bacharach✡️ & Hal David ✡️

LEGEND!
✡️ when I think’ve it I “name the jew” not like the newly minted nazis all over these innertubes that wanna have y’all name us an’ pernt us out so we kin be shunned or harmed but I do it outta LOVE — knowin' good people contributed muchly ta the JOY of EVERYONE all around ‘em, no matter sex, race, tribe, politi-cull affiliation.

I never felt it wurth a mention ‘bout this stuff growin’ up… but given so much hate I see/hear, so many LIES, I feel that
IF NOT NOW WHEN? (y’know?)