In NYC MYOCARDITIS in kids is just like a little tummy ache...
it's perfectly normal and of COURSE kids'll be fine if they "git" it…
THIS turns Daisy's stomach mightily; it may turn yers too friends.
(Don't worry Daisy will not puke on Substack but friends, this is really wretch-ed):
So, cute, right? Awwww... little fist bump for the pluky bi-poc kid who won't let some weird thing like "my-old-cart-itis" get her down" and three cheers for the nice Dog-Turds helping her at the Hospice-tal, right? Peek-a-boo, all the kiddies visit the “EYE-SEE-YOU!” Oh and STAY AMAZING! (Their words, not mine, no sirree / no Siri…)
Interesting they chose to name her Suri—like the artificial digital assistant from Apple! So of COURSE Suri will be fine! She's a cyber kid! Cyber kids can get tune-ups and myocarditis is no problem given their wiring and circuits. But what about YOUR kid? What about REAL KIDS? Can they get a "tune up" just as easily as little cyber-Suri?
NO, they die.
Or at least they have horrible heart conditions FOR AS LONG AS THEY LIVE which is not-for-long. Real Suris may not grow up to be adults. Ooops. Don't tell 'em, 'kay?
It may be a "bummer."
A few questions adults watching this may ask themselves about this crazy myocarditis tummy ache thingy:
Do they CATCH IT from others who've "contracted it?" Hmmmm…. I wonder? Better keep "social distancing" for sure!
Do they PICK IT UP from subway poles or restroom door handles? Gosh, better warsh those hands before ya eat…
Do they CONTRACT it from eating spoiled food? Gee, better not eat those street red hots…
Is it IN THE AIR and they BREATHE it in? Uh oh, keep wearing yer masks like Suri and her mom and all the hospital folks—and DO NOT BREATHE if you wanna be okay.
I know, it just COMES TO THEM outta nowhere, like S.A.D.S…. all kids may get this thing…this myocard-eaties, they JUST GET IT, just pick it up.
That's it friends.
By the way…
Did some crazy lady with a tin pot on her head say something about it comin' from the "CLOT SHOTS?" She certainly did so don't listen to such silly Nutty Buddys ('member those anyone? mmmm….)— Nope, don't listen to that NUT BAR! (Oh Henry!) Yup, if you hear such nonsense talk you just you just give crackpots some SNICKERS and ignore the wild notions.
So yup, all the nice dog-turds at the hospice-tles will give kids like yours a little medicine and check them out with a little machine, no big deal! It’s a QUICK FIX and then the kids can ALL be whatever they wanna be!
Fashion designer? No problemo!
But didn't I read that the estimated life span living with myocarditis is just 5 years?
I guess it's a "short" career.
What about tennis player or basketball player? Definitely! Go right ahead! You'll just have to take a few meds but it'll be JUST FINE.
Estimated lifespan for a sports-playing kid with myocarditis is LESS THAN 5 years.
Live fast (die young) – with my-old-cart-itis.
So guys, is NY Presbyterian LYING?
Are they making light of myocarditis, a now-normal "disease" of childhood, not unlike a tummy ache?
Before ya answer that, parents, DO be sure ta 'member to give your kiddies their CovidRooster shots and their MonkeyMoneypox shots too. Don’t listen to Daisy here who sez Cockadoodle—DON'T and Monkey-See, Monkey DO NOT!
I DO BELIEVE THEY HAVE ALL LOST THEIR MINDS
Daisy
Postscript: It was pointed out to me that the Apple cyber identity spells it “Siri”—however Suri is nearly identical to the ear. Adding too that celeb Scientologist / CYBER-netics spokesman Tom Cruise's little girl has that name too, Suri. Reassuring? Not!
Post-postscript: Some say Suri is a real little girl and this is “her story.” Possibly so (duping her family is no less egregious!) but many don’t know that just showing a cute kid and saying it’s a “patient story” doth not make the durned thing real. I have many years of NYC production work under my belt including PSAs and trust me, we only used actors. We showed “reformed” criminals, the drug-addicted “cured”, kids, grownups, etc. and all were just day actors—many non-union.
FINAL NOTE: NY Cornell-Presbyterian FINALLY pulled the video from its website after Children’s Health Defense, Tucker Carlson, and even some pro-jab doctors felt treating myocarditis this way was cavalier and (duh) normalized the condition. I found another link here for the sake of posterity so y’all can still see the abomination they produced.
I agree daisy they are insane what they are trying to do Tony’s and the kids🙏🙏🙏🙏
Maddie Degary’s vax injury from clinical trials was labeled as a stomach ache. Criminals.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/ohio-woman-daughter-covid-vaccine-reaction-wheelchair