Guru Gandhi was sumthin’ of a pedo-spook—they say the cabal manipulated him so the nooz about him “sleepin’ with” hiz nieces wuz kept “hush hush”… see-eye-aye too?
It’s WORSE folks! The first nooz of Doc Joe gettin’ GURU’d (note that a Loup Garou is a WEREWOLF!!!!) — actin’ oddly, follerin’ a psychic / PSY-KICK! I covered HERE…
His “talk” includes spurts of unmitigated EGO!!!!—I mean listen ta whut he’s sayin’(emphasis mine):
“My website has been the most visited natural health site IN THE WORLD for over a QUARTER OF A CENTURY!… As a result I’ve positively influenced the health of MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD MORE EFFECTIVELY THAN ANY OTHER HUMAN IN HISTORY!!!!!” … “So much so that the EXISTING WORLD ORDER perceived me as a THREAT !!!!”
He brags that he’s caused “these industries to lose over ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS by educating people ABOUT THE TRUTH…”
“Gurus” an’ mind controllers appeal to a person’s ego—egomania is oft a sign’a cult-control…
Wow Joe, that’s a lotta DOUGH JOE …or, er, DOJO???? Are ya home of the MASTER, Joe?
one way ta git yer KICKS!
It goes ON so I advise ya ta pay a visit (not a dime tho’!) to his SITE ta witness whut’s goin’ DOWN as we speak…
OF COURSE I’m heppy as a HoJo’s Clamin Batter that his old stuff is gonna come out from behind the PAYWALL an’ “inta the light”… Wuz it planned this way from the git-go? Will certain “too helpful” bits be delicately excised from the menu?
Specifically… will all the ol’ pieces promotin’ low carb / keto / carnivore magically be erased? EVEN IF NOT, I ‘spect his newer / bluer / brighter / shinier “takes” on diet will likely be placed front ‘n center…
HE CLAIMS—that most people CANNOT APPLY HIS INFORMATION to their LIVES due to CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND THEIR CONTROL or EVEN PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY…
Say whut? The idear is that IF they don’t listen ta him it’s due to SOME DEFECT !!!!(he presumes it’ll take an ex-spurt like him ta fix yer defects?!) A personal DEE-FECT that his “GURU / Loup Garou“LOVE IS ALL Vulcan Mind Meld” recipe kin FIX?! Yup, he’z sayin’ JOIN ME an’ my PSYCHIC FREEENS MOVEMENT so you can ABSORB all the INFO I FEED YOU like PEARLS of WHIZZDOM….
Will the SUN and the MOON revolve ‘round ya now JOE?
unifyin’ everybuddy under ONE MIND… (cuz they all lost theirs!)
Rev Sun Myung Moon founded the Unification Church What’s up DOC? The Church of JOE? Is that it?
HE tells us that ALL HIS CONTENT is now devoted to FOSTERING JOY!!!! (wtf?)
hmmmm I’ll bet she needs sum’ fosterin’!
Joy… my fav-o-rite Bugaloo! (often “captured” by baddies tho’ — soundin’ familiar?)
His JOY DIVISION (ha!) will teach you “HOW TO ERASE YOUR OWN POWER…to choose to trust yourself”… an’ not trust “magical gurus and health authorities”)
ERASE YOUR OWN POWER!!!! (means:) Try my TASTY WORD SALAD!!!! (It’s AMBROSIA!)
AMBROSIA: In the ancient Greek myths, ambrosia is the food or drink of the Greek gods, and is often depicted as conferring longevity or immortality upon whoever consumed it.
YOU HIRE A “CHEF”who thinks he’s a GOD so he pushes his “healthy food” on y’all an’ tells ya it’ll make ya live longer, stronger, an’…. MEBBE give you IMMORTALITY!!!!
“TRUSTING IN YOUR OWN INNER GURU ALLOWS YOU TO TURN INWARD… so you can realign your PROFOUND INNER WHIZZDOM and TRUTH!”
(yup, he said that…I added my own special spellin’ of wisdom fer obvious reasons but that’s whut’s comin’ outta his mouth… in profuse quantities…)
JOY is ACTIVE while HAPPINESS is PASSIVE (so he pontif-i-cates..) FAR MORE PASSIVE… so he’s’a gonna bring ya JOY! (which is, FYI he tells us, NOT linked to PLEASURE…) JOY, he sez, can be felt “even if your entire world is crashing around you”… WTF again?!!!! or WEF again?!
CULTISH TREND SETTER / SPIRITUAL LEADER “OWN NOTHING BE HAPPY” GURU MARIE CON-DOUGH always talks about SPARKING JOY!
All kinda WEFfy, no? World is turnin’ inta one big DUMPSTER FIRE all around ya but you can STILL FEEL JOY!!! STILL (Own Nothin’) an’ BE HAPPY!!!!
That’s whut GuruJoe is sayin’—heck, he makes Marie CON-DOUGH sound REASONABLE (which, imo, she ain’t unless livin’ like pod people strikes ya as “fun”)…
HIS “NEW GOAL IS TO REACH BILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD” to (basically) “teach” i.e. tell’em HOW TO LIVE… to increase JOY by follerin’ the “NEW PARADIGMS IN THEIR LIVES…” (all dick-tated to his minions by him, natch…)
He shares that he’s writing TWELVE BOOKS AT THE SAME TIME !!!! (I think we mentioned in my last piece that NO SLEEP is a good sign of someone bein’ completely BRAINWARSHED!) MKUltra’d/split folks too are known fer multi-taskin’ BEYOND the norm… Everything ALL AT ONCE:
Look y’all, there’s some STRANGE MOJO goin’ down Chez Joe…
Is it MKUltra? Hip-GNOSIS??? Is Joe a HO-Joe now fer the Mockin’boids? I dunno but all I kin say is this is whut I’m seein’ :
As fer JOE’s NOW FREE AGAIN CONTENT…
FREE ain’t FREE…(from Bobby McGee) written by MKUltra handler Kris Kristofferson (christ offer son…) , sung by the late great Janis Joplin (cabal victim / 27 club:)
Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose, Nothing don't mean nothing honey if it ain't free, now now.
I think it’s safe ta say what Joe LOST (includin’ his mind!!!) kin he git it back? Kin WE? The saga of the Mystical Magical Mystery of Mercola will (I’m sure…) continue!
DO watch the EYES y’all! here’s winkin’ at’cha- Daisy
NOW ya kin buy me a cuppa java if ya like, alwayz grateful fer y’all! https://ko-fi.com/daisymoses
PS one’a my “stackin’ compatriots,” Kyle Young over at The Secular Hereticalso did a swell write-up ‘bout the Mercola. Check it outHERE!
Dyno-Mite BONUS TRACK a’propos of this postin’…
uh oh they got Screamin’ JAY too!
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I started reading Mercola around 2011, but apart from his call for thinking outside the box, I hardly ever found him particularly original or reliable. He banned me in 2020 for a brief comment about the lack of evidence that viruses exist, and he kept only a select few commenters or, perhaps, most of the authentic ones gave up on him.
In September, 2022, I already observed Joe's manipulative approach:
Great stuff! :)
Kyle certainly pointed out important details, too:
https://secularheretic.substack.com/p/recent-questions-about-dr-mercola
I started reading Mercola around 2011, but apart from his call for thinking outside the box, I hardly ever found him particularly original or reliable. He banned me in 2020 for a brief comment about the lack of evidence that viruses exist, and he kept only a select few commenters or, perhaps, most of the authentic ones gave up on him.
In September, 2022, I already observed Joe's manipulative approach:
https://rayhorvaththesource.substack.com/p/one-article-one-title-a-dozen-lies
Added more in December, 2022, because Joe's writing turned my stomach:
https://rayhorvaththesource.substack.com/p/something-useful-if-you-have-the
Critiquing him usually cost me a few subscribers, but I won't lie to please his or, for that matter, anyone else's devotees.
Last time I ruminated over his having been captured, replaced, or he has always been a NWO plant, I just didn't notice:
https://rayhorvaththesource.substack.com/p/what-do-mercola-manning-and-david
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Thank you for the amusements.