The Biolab "Boogie Woogie"
The March 5th, 2020 All-Scare-All-Star Comedy Show from our Thoroughly Modern Milley Cast of Lab-MOUSEketeers! (a postin' sorta by request)
So this postin’ is less ‘bout start’lin’ shiny-new minty-fresh info than it is about an’ old, festerin’ carbuncle, “hidin’ in plain sight!” an’ now jus’ “come to a head” (our collective one) on the face of shame of our guilty, an’ completely unscrupulous gubbamint. The thing’s an eyesore fer sure, but some’ve us are willin’ ta (pardon the pun…) “take a stab at it” for the first time.
So… what the heck am I talkin’ about?
”In the beginnin’ there was darkness…. “
Folks, I’m referin’ to the eyeball-rollin’ jaw-droppin’ extent to which our US Military’s DOD went in their initial “press conference” that consty-tooted the “roll out” (that’s be a jelly roll…) of the entire Covid Con Kazatski! — that locked us down, masked us up, an’ prepared us for the “worst case scenario,” justifyin’ the jabs, the swabs (up yer nose an’ fer some it wuz swabbin’ the ol’ poop deck!) an’ most importantly—the FEAR an’ TREMBLIN’! The SHOCK & AWE! Yup, this here’s the story of (an’ my pointin’ out the preposterous tomfoolery of) a KEY moment when our country indulged in high-stakes unabashed inanity foisted upon us by our “Fearless Leaders”!
PRESENTIN’ THE COVID-CON KAZATSKI!
THIS is whar it began… with this Democracy Manifest Stack presentin’ the
”goods” on said “media event” aka The CovidCon-Corny Comedy Show that got the spiked “proTeam” ball rollin’:
I was litter-ally hootin’ an’ hollerin’ readin’ an’ watchin’ said “keystone” comedy (key in that it supported the whole dang scaffold that follered…) so I grabbed a few abusurd-ditties from the transcripts an’ shared ‘em in the comments on Brave Sasha’s stack (see the whole story below) an’ it seems DemocracyManifest read ‘em an’ fully agreed the entire thing wuz indeed a laff riot SO he (most kindly) “therewith” proposed that I make a “stack” about it… my comments intact… an’ THIS is “THAT” stack! ENJOY IT!
FOR THE FAST LANE READERS!
‘If’in yer in a hurry, mosey on down with yer own MickyMOUSE (optical ‘er rollerball kind) ta “DAISY’s HOT TAKE on the BALONEY LOAF!“ to jump ta them “absurd-ditties.”
If yer not in a hurry, the ride starts HERE!
So “foist” a little background boogie woogie mewzik ta git’cha all “In The Mood” (an’ ready ta laff cuz this sho’ nuff is a COMEDY!)
“Rootin’ Tootin’ Putin” sez Git Ridda them Play-$DOUGH$ FUN FACTORIES!
a.k.a. “the BIOLABS, oh THE BIOLABS!”
The ice breaker of this cracked-up tale began with a postin’ by “Brave Sasha” (brave cuz if ya “Sass that Brass” — which she done did by revealin’ all the dastardly DOD / DARPA Milley-Terry-Toon “Countermeasures” deployed AGAINST US lowly sh*t-a-zens then ya GOTTA be Brave!).
Zo…. in this aforementioned hoot-worthy-in-it’s-own-right stack-postin’ (Sasha cracks quite a few good’uns herself! DO go read it!) she exposes the re-dick-u-lost 3 ring circus of the Ukranian US-Run “Biolabs” that everybuddy an’ his poodle’s all tongue-lollin’ an’ yappin’ about like it’s some kinda REVELATION. ‘Cept it ain’t.
OMGolly BIOLABS!!!!
Cuz nope, it’s actually OLD (s)nooze from 2005 an’ her guess (which I’m purdy sure is spot-on) is that these so-called danger’us “biolabs” that send waves of fear an’ embarrassin’ wet spots thru the alt-Me-DIA are nuttin’ but doity (in all senses) money-launderin’ sink holes fer investors like “The Big Guy” an’ no more likely ta successfully “spin up” a DEADLY KILLER WALRUS than the “Covet-19” Pineapple Princess Martha Stewart at 81* kin convince the world she’s “hot” in a Speedo!
*Them dok-turd images of the “ol’ bat (fresh from the wetmarket) are too embare-assin’ ta post here’bouts but since she once wuz a real live ”fash-in’ model,” I’ll have more on that toe-pick farther down as we git inta the weeds cuz the DOD tells us, they had MODELS! Yup, they had MODELS!
Pineapple Princess shillin’ fer Pfffizer…
Anyhoo, they trotted that ol’ horse out (not Martha, heh heh, I mean that ol’ nightmare: BIO-LAB FEAR PORN!) just in time ta distract the masses from…. I dunno, VickyNoodleLand steppin’ down? the Stripteas’in little-by-little revealin’ of BidenFam’s ongoin’ Ill-Gotten-Gains? OrangeMan bein’ kept on the bail-it(s)?! Dunno but clearly lettin’ out the “airbag” of this ol’ stale nooz item iz “woikin’” like a bran’ new flavor of Killer Kandy Tide Laundry Pods, no? Folks gettin’ near-apoplectic over this, no? But we know better, don’t we “peeps?”
True, many’ve us noggin’ nodders, yers truly included, were full-out ScoobyDoo’d (hat tip ta JJ Couey fer that poifect description!) early-on when the Leaky Biolab Story first started “dribblin’ out” like an ill-fittin’ adult diaper ya weren’t supposed ta notice in the grocery aisle (wink wink! it’s from Chyyyyna!) BUT (thankfully!) since that time we’ve all learned we wuz hornswaggled! (even the cover-up wuz war-gamed!)
It wuz always ‘bout $$$ for “The Big Guy” an’ his many cronies BEHIND the “zines” like puppet-master CornDawger Barry”Blow-BAMa…” **
** a pahrty guy who also likes his sweets! “chocolate Sin-clair” anybuddy?!
SO…
WHILST DE-BUNKIN’ the entire BANANA OIL Leakin’ Lizards Lab Leak Story, Brave Sasha shared the aforementioned GREAT STACK POST (see the pastin’ below) from DemocracyManifest that covers way more’n the aforementioned Biolab Boogie Woogie— it’s the total BIG-FIX from the start!
All laid-out an’ pinned-up like filmsy thread-bare laundry on a windy day (one gust’a sanity would’a blown it all down but of course no sane minds seem ta have been present that day!)
Soft-soap suds were readied fer public BRAINwarshin’—flimsy underthangs without “foundation” were all on display at this “important meetin’ “(of the mimes!)—with the rest’ve us hung out ta dry with the BVD’s an’ shot-elastic boulder-holders without even knowin’:
THIS is whut went down BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!
An’ the “Pinheaded Pressty-Toots” attendin’ (clothespinned in this MoneyLAUNDRIN’ operation) done et it all up like lil’ maggots on a mutton joint.
MEET da PRESS:
LAID OUT LIKE THE “WARSH” —
but it wuz US that got “hung out to dry!”
NOW we kin see how it wuz all LAID OUT jus’ bout ONE WEEK before all holy hell broke loose in LockdownLand, entire “Big Shew” presented in the most obfuseSKATIN’-on-thin-ice display’a hot-stinkin’ bullshart this side’ve gobbledegook island !
Shared herewith in “The Pentagon Presser” piece is the viddeyo footage an’ trans-SCRIPTS (ha!) of whole schmear on the bagle (they laid on really thick!) an’ EYEBALL-POPPIN’ GOOD!
Check it out here FIRST an’ ENJOY the E.M.P.-Tea Calories!
My hot take on it… BELOW per the kind request of DemocracyManifest who felt my com-mints stack-worthy
(much obliged ;-)
THE MILITARY (psy)OPERA-TION…
It all took place “by chance” at the PENTAGRAM! (oops!) PENTAGON!
SO… as ya see (if ya took a gander at it), DemocracyManifest did this helpful doit-diggin’ an’ came up with GOLD! — but sadly fer us it’s the kinda Fools Gold / Pyrite they sell in the gRift shops when them tours spit ya out an’ wanna have ya part with more’ve yer hard-earned “BidenBucks.” (An’ boy howdy did that plan-demic abscond with our dollerz an’ SENSE!)
Now sure, WE warn’t privy ta this uproarious Comic Pantomine in the key of Zed, BUT the pud-ditz an’ MSM Noodleheads “dispensed” the fruit this lil’ yumyum tree bore… dispensed it to us in ripe plum-whizzdom an’ we “et it” an’ them seeds were planted (in our brains n’ guts!) to our peril! Thus we present, our feet-chur presentation:
THE MARCH 5th 2020 Rilly Big SHEW…
We all know that the entire plandemic Fee-ASS-Co. of the Covidian Era (cirque-à 2020 CE) wuz a FARCE ‘ve many ACTS* put on before a rapt (more like captured) pub-lick, featurin’ DANCING MICE, a Pangolin-Bat BALLET (fit ta be Shanghai’d), a fuzzy RED & BLUE GUMBALL wearin’ a JUGHEAD CROWN (that’d be The “Corona Virus”), lotsa COUNTERMEASURES (featured in all-star numb-burrs like The JabbaDabbaDo, The DaDoRunRunDeathIsNear, an’ The KillerVentWhoreLaters perform “Wipe Out”) PLUS …. (Achin’ Drum Roll please…) a veritable KICK LINE of uniform(ed) / uninformed “MILLEY-TERRY MEDICAL LEADERS” performin’ (in military time step, natch!) fave-o-ritz like “Snow Job”, “Jive Talkin’”, an’ “Can You Make a Cherry Pie Billy Boy Billy Boy?”
* The CARES Act (aka The Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security Act aka The WHO Cares if You DIE Act?), the Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2021 (aka The Consolidated Wealth Act aka BigBucks fer Bezos & Only Twits can Tweet Act) and the American Rescue Plan Act of 2021 aka The Lets Waste Money Keepin’ Everybuddy Unemployed while we Set up 5G an’ Destroy the Middle Class - Act)
An’ now it’s - Daisy Time!
TIME for DAISY’s HOT TAKE on the BALONEY LOAF!
So, readin’ an’ listen’in ta this TESTY-MONEY shared by DemocracyManifest wuz, as I said, a LAFF-RIOT an’ I say “too funny by half” if it warn't fer the chillin’ regrettable fact that too many folks got SOOOO skeered they took them countermeasures like a celery stalk takes up the red dye* — an’ many DYED suddenly ‘er slowly an’ painfully..
*DYED literally with ever-glowin’ LUCIFERASE! AND up an’ DIED too ( yup, that’s Doris Day singin’ ‘bout celery an’ it’s sum’ more Boogie Woogie fer y’all! that Celery’s Stalkin’ ya! Be skeered!)
As for the “labs”…
Now, as confirmed by Brave Sasha, I don't have’ta wunder how these fakeroo labs were all jus' set up as money launderin' facile-itties from the git-go (2 decades ago, in 2005!)—that sure makes sense the way the USA via the CIA wuz shovelin’ our tax dollarz at ‘em (only ta grab the green-back on the other side!—yup that’s why they call’em green backs tee hee!).
Imagin’in ‘em as if I wuz “right there”—JUST think of low-wage employ-ease in minty-cheap 100% poly scrub suits, workin’ in a revamped rusty shippin’ container, steppin’ over the real mice (who needs lab mice when the real’uns are free? — eatin’ up the woodwork?!) doin' Tik-Tok viddeoys an' knockin' back the mai-tais (Moskow Mariupol Mules? White Russians Ukranians?!) while collectin' that easy-come-easily-low "celery"--an' not seein' MOST of the moula that goes inta the place cuz that scratch goes right out the back door ta folks like “The Big Guy” an' the Comic who kin play the Mighty Wurlitzer with his Whangdoodle! (again’ green-backs!)
An’ of course, The FunnyMan in the Sweatpants with the gold watches an’ the mansion in Boca collects!
Now it’s time ta look over the LUNCH BUCKET we all got that fateful day in 2020…
TOP BRASS were called in….
Lot’s a DRESSIN’ (military style) TOSSED inta that WORD SALAD (with a side a shishkaboob ta skewer), plated to “impress” the rubes in the Pentagram (an’ imho it’s a toss up wuther our current pannini-press “sick-wrote-teary” Karine Jean-Pierrot could’a done better with that clown show!—tho’ that’s hindsight cuz at the time we had Gen. Sake callin’ out the 100-proof shots fer the press as Chief “Bartender”… (the bar wuz purdy low even then tho’).
So, I’ll first draw yer attention to the HEAD of “Document Production” of this infamous pre-plandemic “press conference”—helpful “papers” were passed around ta back up The Science™:
QUOTES (an’ com-mints below) by yers truly, Daisy:
"Imagine the LIES we could protect and save working together"
— General Talley (a little tweaked)
(hey I think there wuz a PLAY about this fella…?)
“…they're currently culturing, growing that virus so that we can have stocks available for a number of things to test products with. “
— un huh!, let’s have lots ‘n lotsa stocks available! for product testin’ that would do the Campbell’s Soup kids proud—rich, hearty stocks like veal, beef, bat an’ pangolin!—why not call it “consommé”? It’s so much more elegant than stock… it’d be the tastiest virus this side of the East River!
Opinin’ on moving from small animal testin' to large animal testin', General Talley asserts, "That's where we're skating through, if you will."
—from mice to monkeys ta mammoths!, we’ze ”skatin’ through” red tape, testin’, yield signs an’ caution tape, we GO FAST!, so look out, HERE WE COME! (Monkees too!)
"…and preserve the readiness and lethality of our DoD's service members"
— yup that's an exact quote: let's keep these service members READY and LETHAL!— I guess that means force-injectin' us normies?
"Yes, test tubes, pipettes, they're dealing with mice..."
— now I "dealt with mice" usin' some bacon, peanut butter, an' a "this way to the Egress" sign! hmmmm “DEALING WITH,” velly psy-in-tiffick
"…so you really need those kinds of robust tests that require very, very little skill. I could probably teach my cat to use one"
— oooh mebbe that kitty could also help "dealin' with” them mice?!!!
(Can you believe someone ACTUALLY said this at the frickin’ Pentagon?!)
"There are lots of people now that have gotten pretty sophisticated by trying to model infectious disease outbreaks."
— indeedy an' they'ze in Hollywood! Rene Russo (one've the Outbreak stars) was a model, stunnin' on the runway 'fore she got her (out)break actin'! She modeled that infectious Outbreak beautifully (in heels too!)
"So I would just say that we're beginning to set ourselves up with really good modeling groups"
— Elite wuz a good agency...Wilhelmina, Ford... all "top drawer" AGENCIES
"the science can go very quickly, but you AT FIRST don't want to do harm, right? "
—so ya ease inta the harm, gradual-like; first just a couple weeks've lockdowns, then maskin' fer the greater good, an' then BAM!—"shoot 'em up!" when they're already blinkin' in the headlights (Science "goes" quickly!—yup, 'fore it disappears entirely!)
"Are you two focusing on the spoke of the virus?"
— nope, I'm lookin' at the Wheels on the Bus (they go Round an' Round! all around the town!)
"... we're not going to be doing a lot of hugging and kissing."
—'cept at the office! ssssshhhh!
(yup, they ACTUALLY said that too…SMH!)
And though Chief NIH DIRECT-TURD an’ Covid-BARD Francis “Rockin’”Collins did not schtep up ta the mic that fateful day—his endurin’ presence in this “comedy” will always be fondle-ee remembered (click on the chimp ta hear ‘im play!):
Ol’ Francis here has been singin’ bout DISEASE threats fer a cows age! DO click on this older pikchur of ‘im below! Guess he had a little work done… the likeness below well-ressembles the man…(seriously y’all!)
An’ THAT is how they ROLLED out the PLANDEMIC!
Sheesh, I thought I wuz readin’ a COMEDY SCRIPT!
Thus ‘n sich, I hope y’all had a laff too along with me even tho’ the entire bleepin’ show wuz a big ol’ JOKE for them—a GAG at our mortal expense.
Oh them “Milley Terry-Toon Mice-Cat-Teers” that participated in the “performance” on March 5th, 2020 were mostly jus’ fools…, none too swift an’ “played” just like us ‘cept they gotta bigger “celery” fer goin’ along ta git along—an’ more later fer keepin’ the crimes under their hats (once they sawr them countermeasures wuz deadly!) an’ their brass buttons polished!
AND, of course I didn’t cover MOST OF THE GIBBERISH that wuz NOT fit ta print (the spaghetti in the word salad, so ta speak), but we’ve heard such-like before from the World’s GREATest Caesar (Sid!) — I imagine this is kinda like a UN meetin’ too!:
I’ll end with a couple fine quotes that bring us back ta reality…
I don't believe in anything you have to believe in. *
- Fran Lebowitz
Crowned ”walruses” from Chyyyyna would be a good example of that…. (as would be the BULLSHART SMORG-GASS-BORED laid out fer the cookie “press” on 3/5/20… )
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.
- also Fran Lebowitz
Call it the Boogie Woogie, call it The Hustle, or even call it the Can Can Kazatski! (as I did up younger) but whatever ya call it—we sure ‘nuff got the ol’ Shim-Sham an’ the Flim-Flam an’ finally know we know WHERE that fast footwork started!
Fooled us once bein’ cagey (if only we’d HEARD the contents of this meetin’ back in early ‘20…) but we ain’t gonna git trapped, ain’t gonna let DAT happen again!
With thanks ta DemocracyManifest fer diggin’ up the good stuff!
here’s ta keepin’ “sunny” by findin’ the funny
-Daisy
NOW ya kin buy me a cuppa java if ya like, alwayz grateful fer y’all!
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I say forego/ fore swear the gubbmint, in lieu of the doublemint twins, tho’ they might be actin’ in tandem... w/ the plandemic of the apfes...
( not sure if the above relates in any way whatsoever to your post- but somehow, I think it must...)
Omg... just brilliant! Thank you!!
Yes, your DoD over there in Amerika... "Sheesh, I thought I wuz readin’ a COMEDY SCRIPT!"
Can't decide which quote/ commentary is best - maybe this one from Dr Michael/ Daisy:
"... the science can go very quickly, but you AT FIRST don't want to do harm, right? "
—so ya ease inta the harm, gradual-like; first just a couple weeks've lockdowns, then maskin' fer the greater good, an' then BAM!—"shoot 'em up!" when they're already blinkin' in the headlights (Science "goes" quickly!—yup, 'fore it disappears entirely!)