WOW, a GLOBALIST BARBIE!
The Empress of Eugenics & Globalist Guru for Girls, Jane Goodall, gets her own Barbie Doll!
Little girls everywhere can be happy that their mums can buy them an overpriced crappy phthalate-leaking plastic* Barbie modeled after the woman who wants them DEAD and INFERTILE. Woo hoo.
*yes, even recycled plastic is environmentally BAD
At a recent WEF meeting Jane explains that global Issues wouldn’t be a problem’ if human population was 94% lower.
“We cannot hide away from human population growth,” argued Goodall in January. “All these things we talk about wouldn’t be a problem if there was the size of population that there was 500 years ago.”
The total human population 500 years ago was about 6% of what it is today; around 461 million people. Jane, Jane, you Georgia GuideStones Gal after my own heart (after all of our hearts…literally, quite!), WHAT in Sam Hell are you thinking?"
The 88-year-old monkey-lover said she was “thrilled” to partner with Barbie. (Surely she gets a cut!). The chimp that comes with the dolly is named David Greybeard (after guy-pal Sir David Globalist Attenborough?). Nice she comes with a male companion (ooga!).
Jane has many good friends who share her Green Climate Agenda…
Of course Jane is known as the Ape Woman (who needs Tarzan when you have Mr Greybeard?) What about those cute green monkeys folks? All the little monkeys are in the nooz now! They don't give up…do they? What silly MonkeyShines!
A MonkeyPox on Jane and her ridiculous Klaus Barbie!
Daisy
PS…
Ya’ll realize that this is a virtue-signaling phony-baloney “peecee” toy because no little girl in their right mind would want such a thing. Furthermore, most little girls today have NO CLUE who Jane Goodall is anyway—they can certainly name all the Kardashians. If they want an unappealing ugly doll, they'll have far more fun with one of these. The point of having these “fashion” dolls is to dress them up—so what kind of dress-up options can the girls buy for Jane of the Jungle here? A tasteful taupe cardigan? a hip-length denim jacket? Sensible shoes (Clarks sponsorship perhaps?) Maybe one of these for "special ceremonies"? This one below caught my eye (Monarch wear n' all…)
Though I’m no fan (lordy no), it would DEFINITELY be way more fun dressing up the Kardashians.
Jane, Jane stop this crazy thing!
How many animals did human beings hunt to extinction about 500 years ago?
Hmmm. Thinkthinkthink.
Do you remember when Jane discovered that her chimpanzees formed gangs, killed members of other troops, and even had a mother-daughter cannibalizing murder duo?
No doubt we should be better stewards of the planet, but why do these globalist weffies never volunteer to sacrifice themselves for the health of the planet and the greater good?
Right after seeing this I looked in the storage unit for my old Gus Grissom action figure. It wasn't there. Also missing was NASA safety inspector Thomas Baron's report.