He soitenly took “de-bait” an’ “krilled it!” (ha ha)—while lookin’ quite the codfish too! (glub-glub). Dear cod, this was an’ embarrassin’ spectacle, an’ holy carp! WHAT do they think of us in YourUp? All that time “bass-lightin’ “ folks that “Biden” was in top form, sharp as a…tick!, an’ had the “pollocks” to debate The Donald, an’ now? Well, it wuz no fluke that he floundered! (Y’all see we have velly sofishticated humor here’bouts…)
orange “roughy” vs codfish
Since this entire mess leaves the country wishin’ we could hide under a rock, I think the best thing fer now is to enjoy a laff!
Yer in fer a treat if ya didn’t see this when I first posted it—courtesy of yer hostess Miss Daisy Moses an’ Tonika Todorova of Visceral Adventure with Daisy’s younger daughter on the geetar an’ our older one joinin’ in the caterwaulin’! HERE YA GO! (click on the postin’ OR the links after it):
WHERE (where?) the HELL is JOE? Uh oh, again?! Our rusty-not-trusty “Resident in Chief” Creepy Joe aka The “Entity” known as Biden has gone MISSIN’! Heck, even when he appears ta be “here or there” or “somewhere” or even “semi-present”, he AIN'T! So we decided ta sing about it. This is what’cha git when ya ban unjabbed “acteurs” from stage an’ screen…
Ya kin also enjoy it HERE an’ here an’ here an’ here ! (we like ta spread that joy ‘round like good manure!)
My advice to Biden:“Quit while yerahead! behind! still breathin’!
My advice to Trump: “Fer goodness sakes man, remember to load yer brain ‘fore ya shoot yer mouth off!”
Never immune ta good advice (that’s takin’ it, givin’ it, an’ hangin’ it out ta dry!), Daisy
NOW ya kin buy me a cuppa java if ya like, alwayz grateful fer y’all! https://ko-fi.com/daisymoses
BONUS BEATS!
First up, listen ta this improbable rock’a’billy rocker’ ‘bout ENGLISH liberal polly-ticks—no joke!
My kinda “debate!”(courtesy of Irving Berlin ;-)
an’ the Park Avenue Cowgirl Dorothy Shay (a big fave o’ mine) sings rite purdy ‘bout some very alarmin’ forms of “Feudin’ an’ Fussin’ an’ Fightin’” — that’d feel like day-to-day bizness in DeeCee or New Yawk Shitty too today fer that matter!
finally….a few afterthoughts on them debates an’ the (sorry!) State of the Nation:
I cannot help thinkin’ that somehow this insanely wrong-in-every-way Life Alert commercial here looks EXACTLY like our (p)residency… heeeeelp!
The USA needs Life Call! : We’ve Fallen an’ we Can’t Get Up!!!!
an’ then… just when we thought it wuz ovuh—some HILARIOUS grannie brings it all back home (bet she duz a mean “Biden” impression too!)
We WILL survive THIS…. an’ the rest! Just keep on laffin’ … an’ leave the debates to the “pros!” 🤣
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Well I tried posting the Where Is Joe? video on TikTok yesterday and am now officially permanently banned. 🤣