Another brilliant spoof that is so so close!! ... As you say, those who dangled the promised land that never was are in the process of taking it back and the haters will love them for it. There will be no winners will there? Unless of course, you count those who've been in on the fix from the start. Crazy what some people will do for few deserts and a bunch of old rocks written about in a book they swear against. This is indeed biblical. A saying from someone much much wiser than me; "You know folks, nothing [in the geopolitical world] happens that hasn't been planned." (Alan Watt dec'd, (not Watts)).
Wull thank ya kindly! Sadly SO true re. "no winners" in this game amoung us human beans--only winners is them rotten Global Elite who get ta clean up, post-detonation--pains me ta say it, I know a lotta good-hearted "ImBearists" that jus' don't git it--whole world conned!
Daisy thank you for the history lesson told in your inimitable way. I would love to see it in print - on real paper in a real book in a real bookstore that you can pick up and turn the pages and even read to your kids, in the old antedeluvian way lol.
Do you know the answer to why the arabs hated the chews in the first place, why? I thought there were jews living in the levant all along, since forever almost, what did the arabs have against them? what was the enmity all about? "At one notable meetin, Mister Mufti told Hitler they shared a common enemy in the Chews. He wanted Lil’ Shickel-grubble ta come out in support of “the elimination of the Jewish national home” in Palestine (thus not ta bargain ta ship any more German Chews ta Palestine) an’ ta join them in an Arab revolt all across the Middle East to fight the Jews an’ prevent Britain from givin’ ‘em a “home.”
Yup, from all I gather it's cuz the "Chews" don't recognize the Prophet Muhammad as their savior (Muslims also chastise Christians for choosin' Jesus over Muhammad too). Muhammad wuz a polarizin' figure himself from all I gather. But whereas some faiths don't get in a lather 'bout those that don't "do" like they do, Muslims (some sects) appear ta take it literally an' personally an' THAT is where things git thorny. That said, there are many "moderates" in the Muslim world like the Egyptians that are happy (today at least) to befriend / do bizness with Israelis /Chews. Because there are passages in the Koran that suggest Chews are "infidels" for not worshippin' Prophet Muhammad and that only "good Chews" that give up their faith and choose ta be Muslims kin be "friends" with 'em, some see Chews as "the enemy" an' that concept gits magnified in the docu-mints of some "sects."
Some faiths say, okay, ya don't recognize "our" savior but we ain't too insulted, live an' let live--we'll just show y'all the way IF ya want. But in the Muslim faith SOME (not all) seem go fer the "yer with us 'er against us" kinda black/white reasonin'
Here's one verse:
51: O you who have believed, do not take the Jews and the Christians as allies. They are [in fact] allies of one another. And whoever is an ally to them among you — then indeed, he is [one] of them. Indeed, Allah guides not the wrongdoing people.
Now all that said, the Koran doesn't out an' say "kill the Chews" but the Muslim Brotherhood, Louis Farrakhan, leader of the Nation of Islam, an' of course Hamas, etc. all preach Chewish hate.
That's my take of it--the feelin's predate Israel's Statehood by THOUSANDS of years! But that said, there are Muslims who don't take this stuff literally an' are fine with Chews... I think those that are fundamentalist in Islam have much stronger anti-Chewish scenty-mints while others no so much.
Been fallin' behind on my Stack reads & finally got around to this epic of yours (and there's even a more recent one to tackle after this...gunna hafta brew up another 'spresso or three). Interesting that you mention Lithuanian Jeans in your background . Likewise here...Dad's mother was Lithuanian.
Your Cup o' Teddy Bear Tea brought to mind the old shaggy-dog joke about Koala Tea...in my case, I first heard it from my best buddy (born but not practicing Jewish) and instead of it being the Koala Tea of Mercy, he improved it to be the Koala Tea of Moishe (is never strained).
So, since you're not allergic to train stuff, here's my late friend Ron...the first routine is about a train in McAllen TX, but if you have time, stick around for the rest of the 10-minute clip...there's a duck story, a fishin' story and a John & Mary story...all pulled from actual newspaper headlines. :-)
Oh I know it I know it, mee too fallin' SO bee-hind on my readin'! By all means brew up the kawfee, taker yer time. Interestin' ya gotta little Lithuanian in yer Jeans too--never been (yet at least) but must be sumthin' 'bout the "Jeans" cuz when I visited Russia (years ago) they all wanted 'em! ( My Jeans of course... Levis!) Ha! Funny 'bout the Koala Tea yer friend made--I've heard in UK they say the Koala Tea of Mersey (from whence that Mersey Beat--good tunes thar!). But yup, findin' Mercy an' Justice is now on the minds've many of us. Justice seems ta be out fer the count. By the by, yer friend wuz a HOOT -- out there, them "real stories"--truth is stranger than fiction. His Duck "Tale" made me think' ve my recent warnin' 'bout the "Alert Test" wherein I found need ta haller: DUCK YOU SUCKERS...! https://thcsofdaisymoses.substack.com/p/duck-you-suckers
Thanks fer sharin' yer friend's stand up, he wuz gen-u-ine-ly funny.
Another brilliant spoof that is so so close!! ... As you say, those who dangled the promised land that never was are in the process of taking it back and the haters will love them for it. There will be no winners will there? Unless of course, you count those who've been in on the fix from the start. Crazy what some people will do for few deserts and a bunch of old rocks written about in a book they swear against. This is indeed biblical. A saying from someone much much wiser than me; "You know folks, nothing [in the geopolitical world] happens that hasn't been planned." (Alan Watt dec'd, (not Watts)).
Wull thank ya kindly! Sadly SO true re. "no winners" in this game amoung us human beans--only winners is them rotten Global Elite who get ta clean up, post-detonation--pains me ta say it, I know a lotta good-hearted "ImBearists" that jus' don't git it--whole world conned!
I am well and truly educated by coming here. and I for one will put this education to good use
Daisy thank you for the history lesson told in your inimitable way. I would love to see it in print - on real paper in a real book in a real bookstore that you can pick up and turn the pages and even read to your kids, in the old antedeluvian way lol.
aw thank ye Margie--all fer readin' the ol" antedeluvian way on paper myself--who knows mebbe one day some'a my stacks kin be converted ta print too!
Do you know the answer to why the arabs hated the chews in the first place, why? I thought there were jews living in the levant all along, since forever almost, what did the arabs have against them? what was the enmity all about? "At one notable meetin, Mister Mufti told Hitler they shared a common enemy in the Chews. He wanted Lil’ Shickel-grubble ta come out in support of “the elimination of the Jewish national home” in Palestine (thus not ta bargain ta ship any more German Chews ta Palestine) an’ ta join them in an Arab revolt all across the Middle East to fight the Jews an’ prevent Britain from givin’ ‘em a “home.”
Yup, from all I gather it's cuz the "Chews" don't recognize the Prophet Muhammad as their savior (Muslims also chastise Christians for choosin' Jesus over Muhammad too). Muhammad wuz a polarizin' figure himself from all I gather. But whereas some faiths don't get in a lather 'bout those that don't "do" like they do, Muslims (some sects) appear ta take it literally an' personally an' THAT is where things git thorny. That said, there are many "moderates" in the Muslim world like the Egyptians that are happy (today at least) to befriend / do bizness with Israelis /Chews. Because there are passages in the Koran that suggest Chews are "infidels" for not worshippin' Prophet Muhammad and that only "good Chews" that give up their faith and choose ta be Muslims kin be "friends" with 'em, some see Chews as "the enemy" an' that concept gits magnified in the docu-mints of some "sects."
Here's a good viddeoy ta help 'splain it a bit...
https://friendlyexmuslim.com/anti-semitism-in-the-quran-and-sunnah/
Some faiths say, okay, ya don't recognize "our" savior but we ain't too insulted, live an' let live--we'll just show y'all the way IF ya want. But in the Muslim faith SOME (not all) seem go fer the "yer with us 'er against us" kinda black/white reasonin'
Here's one verse:
51: O you who have believed, do not take the Jews and the Christians as allies. They are [in fact] allies of one another. And whoever is an ally to them among you — then indeed, he is [one] of them. Indeed, Allah guides not the wrongdoing people.
Now all that said, the Koran doesn't out an' say "kill the Chews" but the Muslim Brotherhood, Louis Farrakhan, leader of the Nation of Islam, an' of course Hamas, etc. all preach Chewish hate.
That's my take of it--the feelin's predate Israel's Statehood by THOUSANDS of years! But that said, there are Muslims who don't take this stuff literally an' are fine with Chews... I think those that are fundamentalist in Islam have much stronger anti-Chewish scenty-mints while others no so much.
Thank you for this.
Been fallin' behind on my Stack reads & finally got around to this epic of yours (and there's even a more recent one to tackle after this...gunna hafta brew up another 'spresso or three). Interesting that you mention Lithuanian Jeans in your background . Likewise here...Dad's mother was Lithuanian.
Your Cup o' Teddy Bear Tea brought to mind the old shaggy-dog joke about Koala Tea...in my case, I first heard it from my best buddy (born but not practicing Jewish) and instead of it being the Koala Tea of Mercy, he improved it to be the Koala Tea of Moishe (is never strained).
So, since you're not allergic to train stuff, here's my late friend Ron...the first routine is about a train in McAllen TX, but if you have time, stick around for the rest of the 10-minute clip...there's a duck story, a fishin' story and a John & Mary story...all pulled from actual newspaper headlines. :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omhnw2f_pjs&t=1s
Oh I know it I know it, mee too fallin' SO bee-hind on my readin'! By all means brew up the kawfee, taker yer time. Interestin' ya gotta little Lithuanian in yer Jeans too--never been (yet at least) but must be sumthin' 'bout the "Jeans" cuz when I visited Russia (years ago) they all wanted 'em! ( My Jeans of course... Levis!) Ha! Funny 'bout the Koala Tea yer friend made--I've heard in UK they say the Koala Tea of Mersey (from whence that Mersey Beat--good tunes thar!). But yup, findin' Mercy an' Justice is now on the minds've many of us. Justice seems ta be out fer the count. By the by, yer friend wuz a HOOT -- out there, them "real stories"--truth is stranger than fiction. His Duck "Tale" made me think' ve my recent warnin' 'bout the "Alert Test" wherein I found need ta haller: DUCK YOU SUCKERS...! https://thcsofdaisymoses.substack.com/p/duck-you-suckers
Thanks fer sharin' yer friend's stand up, he wuz gen-u-ine-ly funny.